1. Become an airline pilot.
2. In the middle of a flight, use the P.A. system to say:
“This is the captain speaking. This is the captain speaking. I have assumed control of this plane. As of this moment you may consider yourselves hijacked. I will now state my demands: I have no demands. Having hijacked this flight successfully, I will now proceed to navigate it toward our previously stated final destination. Have a nice flight.”
3. Score yourself based on the amount of police officers who are later going to ask you to “…please, explain this to me one more time.”