June 25, Bathroom Game

Short Games

1. Go back to the bathroom.
2. Stick your hand in the hole in the wall.
3. When you hit the slimy membrane, keep pushing.
4. When you reach the crawling critters,
5. When you reach the skeleton hand, shake it.
6. When you feel the touch of soft fabric, start pulling.
7. Keep pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling
until the impossibly long chain of handkerchiefs fill your entire apartment.
8. Ta-daaaa!

March 31, Honey Game

Short Games

1. Drip from the ceiling for at least a day
(never mind who put you there,
or what their reasons were).
2. Stick to the floor, bed, carpets, walls, and mirrors
for as long as possible.
3. Remove the apartment from your body and leave.
4. Get on a bus, or a train, or an airplane, or a time machine
(whichever is closest).
6. Play a crucial part in every major revolution
of the 21st, 48th, or 2nd century.
7. Forget how to speak if you really need to.
8. Fly a plane into me whenever you’re ready.
9. Achievement unlocked: Loss Flight.

March 14, Blame Game

Short Games

1. Throw your shadow onto a wall
until it falls to pieces.
2. Gather all palm-sized pieces
and use them to soften the light around your apartment.
3. Use the small pieces
to weave curtains with just the right opacity.
4. Decorate your walls with the largest pieces
and imagine what you’ll tell visitors
if they were to ask about them.
5. Grow a shotgun in your closet.
6. Pour oil on it every night
before it goes to sleep.
7. Learn to talk to it
before it’s too late.
8. Don’t say I never told you so.