June 16, Detective Game

Short Games

1. Talk to Satan,
but be nice.
2. Talk to God,
but don’t take any shit.
3. Talk to St. Peter,
and tell him I said hi.
4. Talk to the Pope,
but don’t be fooled.
5. Talk to Elvis,
and don’t move a muscle.
6. Add “basically everyone”
to your list of possible suspects.
7. Exit the hut,
wash yourself off,
get something to eat.
8. Follow the next lead.

April 17, Flaneur Game

Short Games

1. Get up out of bed, it’s 6 pm, dammit!
2. Eat something.
No, not leftover snacks.
What the hell?
3. Put on socks, for chrissake.
This should not take much longer than 10-15 minutes.
4. Put on underwear, seriously.
This should not take much longer than 10-15 minutes.
5. Put on a t-shirt, no one wants to see that.
This should not take much longer than 10-15 minutes.
6. Put on pants, Donald Duck.
This should not take much longer than 10-15 minutes.
7. Put on a sweater, because it’s cold.
This should not take much longer than 10-15 minutes.
8. Put on a jacket, and make it quick(ish)
This should not take much longer than 10-15 minutes.
9. Spend maybe 25-30 minutes looking for music, podcasts, lectures, ambient field recordings, or political speeches to listen to while you walk.
10. Step outside and notice that the sun is down, it’s raining, and you have not got the time nor energy for this shit.
11. Go back inside.
12. You lose,

you loser.

April 13, Superstition Game

Short Games

1. Visit an acquaintance who’s sick and in need of care.
2. Place their bed north and south, not cross ways.
3. Tie a bunch of mint around their wrists.
4. Put a piece of bacon on their forehead
(IF the bacon is cooked as a result of this,
it’s alright for you to eat it).
5. Sing your four favorite songs to put them to sleep.
6. Walk around their bed backwards seven times,
gathering all their valuables as you go.
7. Keep walking backwards,
rood eht tuo,
eht nwod
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sr
,
bac ixat a otni.
8. Tell the cab driver to keep the change.

February 18, Better Game

Short Games

1. Take a walk.
2. Buy some fruit.
3. Feel better.
4. Eat a cigarette.
5. Drink some air.
6. Feel better.
7. Stare at the ocean.
8. Barf forth apocalyptica.
9. Roll +weird
– on a 7-9, choose one:
| stay healthy | stay happy | stay hungry | stay indoors |
– on a 10+, choose three instead of one.
– on a miss: MC picks one NPC. This person now no longer trusts you.
10. Go to bed all salty and dried up.

February 10, Exquisite Game

Short Games

1. Wrap your head around it.
2. Give your eyes cute names and shout them every time you blink.
3. Chew it if you feel like it.
4. Tattoo a green scarf to wear around your neck.
5. Turn the back of your hand toward me.
6. Feel this heart racing.
7. Come back.
8. Shake that ass and hope that no one is watching.
9. Kick the bucket way past your prime.
10. Keep walking. Trust me on this.