June 25, Bathroom Game

Short Games

1. Go back to the bathroom.
2. Stick your hand in the hole in the wall.
3. When you hit the slimy membrane, keep pushing.
4. When you reach the crawling critters,
5. When you reach the skeleton hand, shake it.
6. When you feel the touch of soft fabric, start pulling.
7. Keep pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling
until the impossibly long chain of handkerchiefs fill your entire apartment.
8. Ta-daaaa!

May 25, Scout Game

Short Games

1. Wait until you’re 34 years old
to earn your first scout badge.
2. Dig a hole in the middle of a soccer field.
3. Drop the badge in the hole.
4. Drop a dead rat in the hole.
5. Drop a live scorpion in the hole.
6. Drop a bag of fireworks in the hole.
7. Drop a gallon of gasoline in the hole.
8. Start a fire.
9. Earn another scout badge.
10. Level up.

April 30, Cyborg Game

Short Games

1. Reboot the central server.
2. Reboot the portable CPU.
3. Do a malware sweep.
4. Calibrate your physical interface.
5. Venture out into the unknown,
the unseen,
the shared hallucinations
and viral images.
6. Brute-force the unsecured connections,
the encrypted messages,
the cloud-stored data.
7. Go back to wherever you came from.
8. Punch a hole through the tape running in your chest.
9. Watch the world slow down.
10. Look at the geese flying through the hospital room.
Just…

look.

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