March 7, Saturday Game

Short Games

1. Swing your tongue like it’s a baseball bat.
2. Make sure saliva spills on bystanders.
3. Visit your local supermarket.
4. Keep swinging that tongue, please.
5. Laugh like a sane person would, if any of them ever attempted this.
6. Pride yourself on being an asset to your community.
7. Start referring to yourself as “the asset”.
8. Wear a mask and fight crime.
9. Swing your tongue like it’s a baseball batman.