June 25, Bathroom Game

Short Games

1. Go back to the bathroom.
2. Stick your hand in the hole in the wall.
3. When you hit the slimy membrane, keep pushing.
4. When you reach the crawling critters,
5. When you reach the skeleton hand, shake it.
6. When you feel the touch of soft fabric, start pulling.
7. Keep pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling
until the impossibly long chain of handkerchiefs fill your entire apartment.
8. Ta-daaaa!

April 24, Aging Game

Short Games

1. Shake it, baby.
2. Get up to get down, kid.
3. Twirl, and twirl, and twirl, girl.
4. Dance to the music, woman.
5. Wave ’em in the air like you just don’t care, lady.
6. Can’t stop, can’t stop, can’t stop, can’t stop.
7. ”Can’t stop”, or “won’t stop”?
8. Don’t stop ’til you reach the top, yo.
9. Do stop once you reach the top, though.
10. Give away your last waltz.

April 14, Advantage Game

Short Games

1. Ride around a city of your choice all day. Use only public transportation.
2. Start a staring contest with someone born in another decade.
3. Stick your tongue out to gain an advantage on your opponent.
4. Lightning bolt!
5. Lightning bolt!
6. Lightning bolt!
7aa. IF
they start crying,
declare yourself the winner
7ab. ELSE IF
they shake violently and their eyes seem about to pop,
get out of the way before their head explodes. It will, trust me on this.
7b. ELSE
Sit back down after five minutes.
8. Take off your silly wizard hat.
9. Make the “out of character” sign.
10 (optional). Cry a whole lot.